we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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