Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
