bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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