we have officially lost it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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