Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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