Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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