When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
