Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's shark week go big or go home
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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