Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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