I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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