I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was confusing and full of hummus
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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