I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
nutella sex= disaster
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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