Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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