Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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