Sry I called you an 8
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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