So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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