We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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