The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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