Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize