i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Semen is not good for contacts.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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