He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Everyone says I win the strip club
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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