her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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