Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
