Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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