Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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