who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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