im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
