No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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