I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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