no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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