Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
