Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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