Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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