the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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