I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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