If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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