I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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