you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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