STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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