we have pet lesbian snakes
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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