No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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