a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We're too hungover to prance.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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