The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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