erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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