did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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