remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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