My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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