I must be too annoying 4 u.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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