On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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