but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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