She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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