Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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