I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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