i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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