Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
