So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im six kinds of drunk right now
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize
